1.优秀的棋手

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog.

He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."

2. 精明的家庭主妇

A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.

She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!"

哈哈，第一个满搞笑的说