1- What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

2- What do you have if an ax falls on your car?

3- What is in the army and is corny?

4- What do you call a man when a Marine sits on him?

5- What animal breaks the law?

6- What animal has a chip on its shoulder?

7- How does an octopus go to war?

8- What color is a cheerleader?

9- What kind of bell doesn't ring?

10- What do ants use for hula hoops?

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参考答案：1- What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?
Answer: Lawsuits.

2- What do you have if an ax falls on your car?
Answer: An ax-I-dent (accident)

3- What is in the army and is corny?
Answer: A colonel.

4- What do you call a man when a Marine sits on him?
Answer: Submarine.

5- What animal breaks the law?
Answer: A cheetah.

6- What animal has a chip on its shoulder?
Answer: A chipmunk

7- How does an octopus go to war?
Answer: Armed.

8- What color is a cheerleader?
Answer: yeller (yellow)

9- What kind of bell doesn't ring?
Answer: Dumbell

10- What do ants use for hula hoops?
Answer: Cheerios.

[ 本帖最后由 alloncrazy 于 2008-4-23 23:42 编辑 ]