1- What is the correct way to file an axe?

2- Why is the letter D like a sailor?

3- How do you get pies to work for the government?

4- Why should dieters avoid the letter C?

5- What letters are the smartest?

6- Why do your uncles, aunts, and cousins depend on you?

7- Why is the letter D so aggravating?

8- What did the letter say to the postage stamp?

9- What can turn a lad into a lady?

10- Why does Lucy like the letter K?

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参考答案：1- What is the correct way to file an axe?
Answer: Under the letter A.

2- Why is the letter D like a sailor?
Answer: Because it fellows the C.

3- How do you get pies to work for the government?
Answer: You add the letter S and get spies.

4- Why should dieters avoid the letter C?
Answer: Because it makes fat a fact.

5- What letters are the smartest?
Answer: The Ys.

6- Why do your uncles, aunts, and cousins depend on you?
Answer: Without U, they would not exist.

7- Why is the letter D so aggravating?
Answer: Because it makes Ma maD.

8- What did the letter say to the postage stamp?
Answer: You send me.

9- What can turn a lad into a lady?
Answer: The letter Y.

10- Why does Lucy like the letter K?
Answer: It makes Lucy lucky.

[ 本帖最后由 alloncrazy 于 2008-4-23 23:38 编辑 ]